WAKE WAKE WAKE
CASE SPOILER INFINITY
*** EXPEDITE EYES ALL
*** MAXIMUM DISPERSAL
1. THIS MESSAGE CONSTITUTES A MEME WARNING.
2. ALL SOPHONTS NOT SEEING VID-MEME "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" ON OPENING NIGHT ARE ADVISED TO MAKE BEST SPEED TO NEAREST ISOLATION BUNKER.
3. SOPHS NOT ABLE TO REACH ISOLATION ARE ADVISED TO MAKE USE OF PERCEPTION FILTERS OF MILITARY GRADE OR BETTER.
4. ACTIVATION OF RETALIATORY WEAPON PACKAGES FLAMEWAR, TORCH, AND PITCHFORK ARE AUTHORIZED IN THE EVENT OF SUCKAGE.
5. GOOD LUCK, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
AUTHENTICATION: FOXTROT LUCAS CHARLIE REVAN ERIS 0x23DEADBEEF42
[Force Persuade] This is definitely not a lame ripoff of some of The Eldraeverse nanofics
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